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Jayne Syndrome

A phenomenon in competitive online MOBA/team-based FPS gaming in which average rank (i.e. Silver/Gold/Plat) have big ambitions to learn the strategies and compositions of high-rank and pro players, but are in their rank due to not being refined in the fundamental aspects of the game. This includes:

* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
Gold Player: "You won't ever get better at the game if you keep using off-meta characters"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
by jakk765 April 23, 2019
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Lancelot Syndrome

When a guy is only interested in chicks with boyfriends.
Did you hear about Steve? He got beat up because of his lancelot syndrome
by hahadicktionary July 31, 2022
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2Fort Syndrome

When someone playing in a single matchmaking starts acting crazy/stops playing the objective (Killbinds, moaning into the mic, playing binds in the voice chat etc.)
- Look, this guy was tryharding the whole match but now he's just fooling around.
- Yeah, I think the 2Fort Syndrome got into him.
by SpecificBoi July 10, 2023
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5'3 syndrome

Someone who is wayyy to mad over a situation
"Man she called me a dick for leaving her on delivered"
"Dude don't even worry about it she's got 5'3 syndrome
by Ddaawwgg December 7, 2021
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Hallie Syndrome

sudden onset of symptoms before a test, usually occurring the day before or of a test. Symptoms include nausea, vomiting, increased heart rate, chest pain, and anxiety. Unfortunately, this disease cannot be cured, but treatment may help.
Friend: “I’m feeling really nervous about this test tomorrow. I almost feel sick!”
Me: “You probably have the Hallie Syndrome!”
by ltg11 May 5, 2021
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Bottom Syndrome

When bottoms think that a bottom is a top, simply because they want to be railed by them.
See, the reason you think this is because you have what's called, "bottom syndrome," which is a condition in which bottoms see someone they *want* to get railed by, but is actually a bottom, and claim they are a top, because the horny sensors in their brain blind them from seeing what's true. It's a common phenomenon amongst your people.
by Yeetthismeat October 20, 2021
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Quirky syndrome

Feeling the need to be quirky at all Cost to the point where its a mental illness. Usually pleases boys with mommy issues.
She always mentions how artsy she is she has quirky syndrome
by Whitegay69 January 9, 2022
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