Jank-Wank

a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.

"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."

by NebulaNom April 2, 2015

nature wank

The act of ejaculating oneself in the vast beauty of nature using the sights and smells for arousal.

One time, my friend Abby too a nature wank on the side of a cliff.

by Jbaart96 February 28, 2016

stank wank

Masturbating or receiving a hand job, after just having anal sex.

Last night, Jane gave me a stank wank.

by Joscpe August 7, 2016

sneak wank

When someone is in a call with someone (I.e. Skype or Teamspeak) and then they start wanking off and talking to them at the same time, without making any noise.

A: Did you know that most of the times we talk I'm sneak wanking?
B: Tmi , didn't need to know that bro.

by Joel6909 February 5, 2017

Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.

Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."

by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017

british wank

To wank ur willy

Masturbate

Beat ur meat

Choke the chicken

"I just totally did the British wank bro"

"Do u ever get any pussy"

by Whyiseveryfuckinghandletaken May 15, 2017

bro wank

When 2 friends get today and watch porn and wank

Wanna have a bro wank

by Sexy wanker September 12, 2017