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Turkey Licker

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker
by Ass Turkey May 20, 2018
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Turkey Jowls

That old goon got turkey jowls
by VileGay September 23, 2023
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Old Turkey

Old Turkey is a nickname for anyone who is old, wrinkly, and really tan.
John Gilmore is so tan, old, and wrinkly he is an old turkey.
by aidin jhvvnvbj December 14, 2018
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turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small
My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.
by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017
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Bake the turkey

by Mayospeed December 27, 2014
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turkey basted

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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