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Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"
Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.
by Nellyburger March 30, 2023
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jit going ham

An instance of an individual, particularly a young, rowdy and unsupervised children, cause chaos, destruction, and potentially vandalism, in a public place. Primarily, the place in question is some form of general or retail store.
"Boy, we've got a Jit Going Ham in the Dollar Store".
—The cameraman in the infamous YouTube video "Kid Destroys Dollar Store", as he records the destruction caused by said kid.
by TubbyFatFrick March 1, 2025
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HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
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Sway-ham

first of all, make sure he doesn't fall because the world would end secondly this person is very aggressive and will regularly in fights start humping peoples legs as a side effect of extreme loneliness also loves having gay sex with harendran's as a past time.
ohhh god not sway-ham.
by the sway-ham whisperer March 4, 2019
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hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017
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Ham Suxley

a homosexual male who excels in school yet struggles to grow an inch or get taller.
see that loser over there... that's Ham Suxley
by sichael mummers June 5, 2019
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host ham

The concept of providing a party's host with an additional ham, to replace the ham they are serving to you as a guest.
John stopped at the grocery store on the way to the family gathering to acquire the host ham.
by thehoserx December 26, 2023
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