bread-dick

The stench of bread (especially multi grain bread) after it has been used to wipe down a sweaty dick.

Sally, is it just me or does this ticket shanty smell like bread-dick?

by Kornykornkornkornheluvzdatkorn June 22, 2016

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Tito Dick

God himself

Going to church to pray for our lord and savior Tito Dick

by The Tito Worshiper July 14, 2017

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dick sweats

Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.

Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!

by dickzzz July 8, 2011

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Pavlov's Dick

a condition where, after receiving an unexpected, late night text from a girl you have fucked in the past, you get an instant boner in anticipation of whats about to go down

AJ: "Damn, i really gotta start studyin for this test"

--phone buzzes---

Text from Nikki: "heyy what r u doing??"

--PAVLOV'S DICK--

by Genghis901 September 5, 2013

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Club Dick

An oddly shaped dick, that resembles a capital T

This is Will, he has a Club dick

by Taim 101 June 15, 2010

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Dick choke

When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.

Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.

or

Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!

by flterbi69 June 5, 2012

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