Poop Fears

(n.) The irrational fear of having to drop a deuce at an inconvenient time (i.e. long car rides, grocery shopping, interviews, etc.).

Yo, check it. I had four sliders from White Castle and now I have poop fears real bad.

by John Blane February 9, 2008

poop bum

A bum FULLL of poop

omg! look at my bum mommy! its full of poop! i have a poop bum!!

by mymomgotpoopinherbum March 6, 2011

the alamo poop

The Alamo Poop:

You push and push. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.

I just had the Alamo poop

by Zzzara July 3, 2021

whoopsie-poop

When a male is standing, urinating, and unintentionally defecates in the process.

So the other day I was standing there taking a piss, when all of a sudden I pooped! What a total whoopsie-poop!

by PoopieBandits January 12, 2011

What the Poop?

Statement used when shocked, taken back or confused. Very catchy. Also, nicer than swearing and kid friendly. But not to be used in buisness or proper situations.

"Hey Molly, we don't want you to come to the mall with us."
"What the poop?"

"Sally, your boyfriend is cheating on you."
"What the poop?"

by bubble:] April 30, 2009

fart poop

One who poops so good letting out farts in between every turd drop.

“Damn bro, you shoulda been there when I took that fart poop”

by Devin Sanders August 20, 2018

hoop poop

When someone who is about to make a slam dunk, but has to go to the bathroom. while the slam dunk is being preformed the person "poops" their pants while in mid air.

Leroy went for a slam dunk and hoop pooped in his pants

by Randy Savage III November 15, 2013