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Dutch Blow By

Similar to a Dutch Oven (blowing a fart in bed and then pulling the sheets over your and your bed pal’s head to fishbowl the aroma of your stinking toot), the Dutch Blow By is when your are spooning your lover. And as the big spoon, you reach around to manually stimulate your lover, said lover then blows a fart on your junk or thighs. And as you try to escape the blinding gas, a plume of stank volcanoes out of the sheets.
Yo, I was doing it with my girl and she laid a Dutch Blow By on me.
by TrixieMcDuff August 6, 2018
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double dutch

the act of masturbating and finishing 2 times in rapid succession of the other.
Brad--"Did you go to that party last night man?"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"
by Haywood Jewblome September 7, 2013
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battering a dutch boy

the explicit desire to bum a male
stosh wants to take part in battering a dutch boy
by getmehame June 21, 2021
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Slutty Dutch Oven

When you rip a fat one while your girl is giving you head
Megan ran out of the room after I gave her a slutty dutch oven
by The Hardest Pill To Swallow April 20, 2019
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wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.
Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!
by K1974 May 4, 2018
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Dutch Bellows

When you lean forward while taking a dump and a blast of shitty-smelling air comes up from the collar of your shirt, wafting your face
At the end of a night of Taco Bell, you're at risk for a Dutch Bellows while on the toilet.

I Dutch Bellows'd myself during my coffee-shit this morning.
by Ace-Money May 20, 2021
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Dutch Broven

A compound term derived from "Bro" and "Oven"; Usually referring to the act of tenting ones male friend with covers after ripping a rank fart.
"Sup Brodimus", can i give you a dutch broven for your birthday?
by BeeDoubleDee July 12, 2011
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