Crazy-button

Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.

Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.

"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 8, 2024

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Crazy?

I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

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I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

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they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

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they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

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I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

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I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

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I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

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THE VOICES ARE GETTING LOUDER
maybe im going crazy
crazy?
I was crazy once
they locked me in a room
a rubber room
a rubber room with rats

and rats drive me crazy

by gooey67 June 19, 2023

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That kid didn’t touch his dinner but then wanted dessert!!! That’s crazy!!!!!

by Miss Robyn Banks December 22, 2024

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Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.

Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!

by Derkadurr August 5, 2017

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