Him: Can you give me a texas rub n tub Mami?
Me: Sure thing Daddy, let me just lube my pit up real quick!
Me: Sure thing Daddy, let me just lube my pit up real quick!
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Farm to Market 2555 basically in a big circle was the perfect amount of time to smoke a giant Doobie , Drink a beer or tend to your fling. Or , all of the above. Free of police of course in Oak Valley.
Farm to Market 2555 basically in a big circle was the perfect amount of time to smoke a giant Doobie , Drink a beer or tend to your fling. Or , all of the above. Free of police of course in Oak Valley.
Barbara Jean Splityaspleen - It's just a god awful occurrence that our Oak Valley , Texas roads have gone to such crap.
Jimmy Wayne Bootsfursel - Yes , Lord yes I do agree pot holes so big you can't even get up to 30 mph.
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