top shelf

To choke and or cough while inhaling smoke, usually from Marijuana.

I'll pass the blunt, but don't top shelf it.

by Alex June 30, 2004

top shelf

1) Good Liquor


2) To lift up the toilet cover (behind where you sit, where the drain and stuff is linked by the the cord or flush switch) and to take a shit in it. Next the party usually puts the lid back on and the owner of the toilet will not realize what the horrible smell is until he investigates thoroughly

Me) Yo bartender! Hook it up with a martini with some top shelf liquor!
Bartender) You got it parter

Brando) Yo man Im going to topshelf that bitch!
Me) Yeah main, that girl is a ho

by Shiba June 30, 2004

top ramen

the process where I pop my dick in a skanks mouth and she procedes to suck me off before I skull fuck her

"Damn that bitch gave me some fucking good top ramen noodle last night!"

by phr34kr December 12, 2004

off top

start off a fight
to spontaneously punch a person in the face
getting a off the top of your head
a saying to start a statement

yo he just off topped him

off top i dont know what your talking bout

by wildout January 20, 2006

Service Top

A bottom that is in a top position. Constantly asking if they are doing good. Taking orders from a Dom but being on top. A sub that seems in control but can be flipped at any time.

Sub Male: Am I doing good? I wanna be a good boy! Tell me I'm a good boy please!

Dom: Yes, you're doing amazing. You're my good boy.

Person 1: What's a service top?
Person 2: You know John? He had sex with Becky last thursday. Said he was being dominated even though he was on top.

by DontAskAgainNow August 12, 2019

Curly Tops

A term refering to negroes, based on the fact that their hair slightly resembles a mat of greasy, curly pubic hair.

Those damn curly tops stole my tape deck

by whiskyfist January 17, 2009

over the top

Gurren Lagann

"That was so over the top!"

by Simon the Digger July 16, 2016