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Toasted SouthWestern

Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

Also called SouthWestern Toast
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.

2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some Toasted SouthWestern.
by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014
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Toasting

Me and my buddy were toasting yesterday because it was cold outside.
by NoVa_RiFt22 February 16, 2015
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toasted bagel

The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.
by eggos January 6, 2015
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Toast Fever

When you have one piece of toast but it turns into a chain reaction and you have a loaf or two.
"I can't have sex right now because I have the toast fever and it feels so fucking good. It's delicious!" Said Jim to Kerry
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Toasting the crumpets

The act of finger poppin another mans ass hole with the doors locked and the lights off
Aye! Are you in there toasting the crumpets with another man?
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Toast

Toast is not just when you toast bread for a sandwich. Its the highest burn you could give. Its way above roast.
damn, he toasted you!
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toaster fairy

When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.
"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."
by ToasterFairyEffect November 1, 2015
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