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Jizz on a bisc

A fun game where 3 or more people stand in a circle and stroke off over a biscuit. First one to cum on the biscuit is obviously gay and the last one to cum has to eat it.
Hey buds let's get to know each other better through jizz on a bisc
by Brodsterbroski23 September 6, 2019
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Jizz Monkey

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey
by garboojizz October 18, 2022
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ghost jizz

1. when one is eating, usually fast food and spills some of the sauce on their pants and creates a light stain around the crotch making it look like dried jizz
2. a crotch stain cause by food that makes it look like you jizzed on yourself
"dude did you cum on yourself"
"nah man i just ate subway and it ghost jizzed on me"

"shit i got ghost jizz on me"

"i need to do laindry man too much ghost jizz on my jeans"
by rickitydick520 April 6, 2013
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Jizz Whiz

The act of going to the bathroom to relieve yourself (Pissing) right after the completion of intercourse or masturbation (Cumming), or both happening simultaneously by accident or with intent.
"After 50 minutes of thrusting and teasing, Jeff came all over his partner oozing them down. With some short breaths of relief, he waddled his way to the bathroom, took the toilet seat up, and proceed to release all the piss he had stored up in him. Jeff just did a Jizz Whizz."
by JTL07 June 11, 2023
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Jizz Quiz

1. When you take a blind taste test at the Sperm Bank in order to identify your Male lover.

2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'

3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
Yuh, I asked Shorty if they wanna take my Jizz Quiz after we took a few xannies and that bitch done Aced the exam & even got that extra credit.
by herbertonic June 19, 2023
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Jizz

Jizz was a genre of music. Jizz-wailers were musicians who specialized in the genre. Max Rebo and his band were popular Jizz-wailers.
I was at the cantina listening to some jizz.
by james danko January 20, 2022
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Jizz 'n' Whizz

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face
Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz
by RoddyFucker February 14, 2022
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