girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
by child from mars May 15, 2019
Get the boyfriend's bloodmug. noun.) Typically referencing the end result of a man having intercourse with a woman on her period, or removing his member from any other orifice that may leave him gleaming as if leaving a tomato bath.
"My girlfriend said she likes blood sausage. So I waited until she was on her period, fucked her, and served up exactly what she desired."
by Sin 2 Win July 6, 2017
Get the Blood Sausagemug. where you and your mate sign a contract, then you both cut yourself and then bleed onto a piece of paper to make sure you never break that contract for the rest of your life, and if you do, you are the ultimate homo.
me and my mate did a blood contract where we would swear to never bum bum choo choo chocolate tunnel if you know what i mean ;)
by dsquared&hdog June 8, 2021
Get the blood contractmug. by Connor rim December 19, 2018
Get the Blood Lawnmug. A privilege of unconditional inclusion,love, affection&respect to ppl who only have a blood tie or connection to a family,by either birth,or giving birth to a child w/a blood connection to a family,in which the blood privileged(BP)look down upon&discriminate indiscriminately against those who don't have a blood tie to the family by birth or by giving birth to a child w/blood ties.Examples of ppl BP ppl discriminate against,are children w/o blood ties to the family by adoption,&or marriage as step children;&ppl who marry into a family who have yet to have a blood child thus blood connection to said family,creating a blood tie that will bind.Thus spawning the"blood is thicker than water"mentality,w/o respect&complete disregard to the reality of acknowledging"u can't have blood w/o water"mentality.
This results in the person w/oBP(or WBP)to have to feel as if they must bend over backwards to please the BP people of the family they have been born,adopted,or married into.(as step child,husband,wife,step parent ect.To the blood tied person(s)w/BP to said family)
BP family members shunning&or ignoring a WBP person, possibly due to location of birth origins, biological birth origins, ethnicity or non ethnicity,sexual orientation/preference or non sexual preference/orientation,&or religious beliefs or non religious beliefs or disability&or any other discriminating factor the BP family members feel the need to discriminate against.
This results in the person w/oBP(or WBP)to have to feel as if they must bend over backwards to please the BP people of the family they have been born,adopted,or married into.(as step child,husband,wife,step parent ect.To the blood tied person(s)w/BP to said family)
BP family members shunning&or ignoring a WBP person, possibly due to location of birth origins, biological birth origins, ethnicity or non ethnicity,sexual orientation/preference or non sexual preference/orientation,&or religious beliefs or non religious beliefs or disability&or any other discriminating factor the BP family members feel the need to discriminate against.
"She thought to herself ' I will never have the blood privilege my husband has until I produce a blood heir, and even then it's still questionable. '"
by TheChurchOfTheDarkCarnival July 28, 2020
Get the Blood Privilegemug. A Street Gang in Los Angeles California and there rivals are the crips and other street Gangs That do criminal activity in Ghetto parts of cites
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
Get the Bloodsmug. 