Short lace

White poeple who short lace (laces are loose) their jordans are homofobic, racist and facist scum

Wow cool you have short laced jordans, ur such a racist

by SocialjusticewarriorLGTBQ+ November 11, 2021

short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.

Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.

by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021

Cooper Short

TV head

"Cooper short is a TV head."

by FatWhiteRipper November 21, 2021

yancy short

short

yancy short is as short as a duende

by ryshege September 4, 2021

Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.

Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.

by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021

National short kid day

Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)

Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?

by Tommy21st till I burst September 17, 2021

Short kid

A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of

“Oh my god hayden is such a short kid he’s so self conscious.”

by Cumswallower September 18, 2021