Poo Fingers

When you poop and get said poop all over your fingers

Kyle: Kasey is taking a shit again, she probably has poo fingers
Alyssa: Why are you telling me this?

by Dr Richard Monroe May 24, 2018

Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.

Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

poo pounding

Fucking fantastic also known as anal sex

I want you in me so bad will you poo pound me I love poo pounding

by 35HZ32PA April 5, 2017

poo sweats

When you need to poo so badly that you feel cold inside and sweaty outside.

I needed to take a dump so badly that i got the poo sweats

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

poo train

Similar to Drop the kids off at the pool,pinch a loaf,lay cable explaining you are ready to poop

Ohhh Dude I think the poo train is at the station, I better go and let the passengers off.

by PoOpa FoOker May 3, 2017

Sneaky Poo

doing a poo in a public place without anyone realising

hey john guess what, i just took a Sneaky Poo in the middle of that crowd. Sneaky Poo

by CheesyNoob321 June 7, 2017

poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

by crjoker June 11, 2017