whoopsie-poop

When a male is standing, urinating, and unintentionally defecates in the process.

So the other day I was standing there taking a piss, when all of a sudden I pooped! What a total whoopsie-poop!

by PoopieBandits January 12, 2011

hoop poop

When someone who is about to make a slam dunk, but has to go to the bathroom. while the slam dunk is being preformed the person "poops" their pants while in mid air.

Leroy went for a slam dunk and hoop pooped in his pants

by Randy Savage III November 15, 2013

Fiery Poop

Shot made of Fireball and Jagermeister.

I downed 3 fiery poop shots last night and today I feel like shit.

by Disrespectfulbear September 6, 2014

Poop shy

The state of being extremely uncomfortable when people are listening to or watching you poop.

Guy1: dude I'm watching you poop
Guy2: dude stop I'm poop shy

by CooBrah May 5, 2016

the alamo poop

The Alamo Poop:

You push and push. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.

I just had the Alamo poop

by Zzzara July 3, 2021

fart poop

One who poops so good letting out farts in between every turd drop.

“Damn bro, you shoulda been there when I took that fart poop”

by Devin Sanders August 20, 2018

What the Poop?

Statement used when shocked, taken back or confused. Very catchy. Also, nicer than swearing and kid friendly. But not to be used in buisness or proper situations.

"Hey Molly, we don't want you to come to the mall with us."
"What the poop?"

"Sally, your boyfriend is cheating on you."
"What the poop?"

by bubble:] April 30, 2009