Poo Sex

Poo sex is enjoyed by youths experimenting with sex, they slather themselves in faecal matter as if its lube and shag like theres no tommorow whilst coated in shit

Guy 1: "Damn Homie, My wife refused to have poo sex with me last night"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man, she's such a bitch, we can have Poo Sex tonight, don't worry man"
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I was desperate for some Poo Sex!"

by The Sasageyo Cunt August 12, 2021

Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.

Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

Poo vines

Poo vines reffers to bits of feicies dangling, clinging or hanging to bum pubes. Usually hard in nature, round and somewhat difficult to remove without pulling the pube out.

Derek couldn't wipe his ass sufficiently due to the build up of poo vines.

by Numpty134 June 29, 2013

poo monster

A being that takes in shit and spews out shit

"His music is trash, and talks shit. He is a poo monster"

by bigknowledge October 11, 2020

Poo Rocket

If you don't poo rocket power in the morning you don't understand

Poo Rocket mate, you are here already, want a beer mate?

by The Marvellous Holdeno June 12, 2019

poo-alyzed

When a person becomes unable to move, speak properly or concentrate because of the sudden onset of a potentially explosive bowel movement. Often caused by coffee and/or greasy foods.

I was talking to Tom earlier and he seemed ok, but then he tensed up and didn't make another move and his speech pattern became odd and erratic. He just stood there like he had a stick jammed up his butt and I'm pretty sure he was poo-alyzed as sure enough, he disappeared to the bathroom after a couple minutes.

by Plarp2 July 9, 2021

Poo Shiestenberg

A man known for being a lovable shwashbuckling pirate the traveled the great seas

Woah have you heard of poo shiestenberg?
Of course i have

by BeanStealer January 17, 2022