Bus Syndrome

A disorder that arises in your love life when, after being single or falling from broken relationship to another for a while, multiple good prospects appear on your horizon...
to explain better, finding two people you like in a short space of time...

Dude 1: man, this situation with Lauren and Jane is showing signs of Bus Syndrome...

Dude 2: Your Fucked Mayte

by Fightstarboy January 30, 2009

Full as a bingo bus

Drunk as fuck!

"How was last night?"
"I was fucked, drank way too much... full as a bingo bus"

by TippyTappyFlea September 23, 2023

Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.

“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”

by MrGoodnight360 December 27, 2024

Bus Man

A suspect black man who drives zoo shuttle bus and offers you ride

Bro Anthony was going to go into cardiac arrest because of Bus Man

White Kid: Oh my God he's going the wrong way on the Google maps *goes into cardiac arrest*

Black Kids (dying of laughter): LMAO he might gas us bruh. I'm dead. But busman chill tho

by Swiss Roll of Swizterland May 24, 2018

russ bus

nickname for russell. a chill dude who is sick at fortnite and thinks he’s muslim as a child even tho he’s just not. voice cracks for him r lit and he’s super nice.

russ bus just got 5 wins on fortnite in 2 hours!

by lini t February 18, 2018

Big Blue Bus

When the male speciman sticks a big blue bus up his urethra. Preferably with people inside.

Bruh I Big Blue Bussed last night and its stuck now.

by Baby_YoBama December 4, 2019

driving a bus on the boulevard

Expression used to imply a person with low intelligence or feeble minded; can also be used to describe a foolish act. Generally used to provide a negative response to a harebrained question.

Son: Dad may I go to the shore this weekend with Suzy?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?

by Who Let The Frogs Out April 24, 2018