by zoey July 11, 2004
A rule that states a penis can touch anything for up to five seconds before the object is considered molested.
Husband: (poking dick against cosmetic mirror)
Husband: Look honey! It's kissing its reflection.
Wife: Urg! Stop molesting my mirror!
Husband: I'm not. 5-second rule! See. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second...
Wife: (leaves to buy a new mirror)
Husband: Look honey! It's kissing its reflection.
Wife: Urg! Stop molesting my mirror!
Husband: I'm not. 5-second rule! See. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second. Smooch, one second...
Wife: (leaves to buy a new mirror)
by Happy Jam July 28, 2011
When a girl has slept with a large number of guys, parties a little too hard, smokes a little too much & continues to walk around on a daily basis, like nothing is wrong. When obtaining this many stars, guys will start turning you down because you are trashy..
Joe: Aye son, who's that chick over there?
Karl: Son she's a 5 Star DW, you don't want that! She's like a door knob, we all had a turn!
Karl: Son she's a 5 Star DW, you don't want that! She's like a door knob, we all had a turn!
by shortylow March 12, 2011
A variation of the 5 second rule, which dictates that food dropped into an awkward or uncomfortable place is still edible if retrieved within five minutes. Often conceived to be a more chivalrious instead of just plain ol' disgusting, especially if a man retrieves food dropped by a woman and eats it himself, replacing her loss with something that didn't touch the floor. It is also a more applicable rule than the 5-second variation when the moment of dropping the food is particularly ironic and demands a short pause for the appreciation of the twistedness of the world.
1.
Girl: "No! I dropped my Mars-bar behind the computer desk! T_T"
Boy: "Here, have mine, I'll invoke the 5 minute rule." Boy proceeds to fish the Mars-bar, and emerges victorious after a few minutes of shuffling under the desk.
2.
Dropper: "...so I was late to get up, my car was stolen, when I got to work my boss said not to come in if I can't get there in time, and-- here I go, dropping my sandwich on the floor. Perfect." Dropper stands still for a moment before picking up the sandwich.
Girl: "No! I dropped my Mars-bar behind the computer desk! T_T"
Boy: "Here, have mine, I'll invoke the 5 minute rule." Boy proceeds to fish the Mars-bar, and emerges victorious after a few minutes of shuffling under the desk.
2.
Dropper: "...so I was late to get up, my car was stolen, when I got to work my boss said not to come in if I can't get there in time, and-- here I go, dropping my sandwich on the floor. Perfect." Dropper stands still for a moment before picking up the sandwich.
by Exapno Mapcase May 05, 2007
a gang from Kansas City, MO that has formed out of the rollin 20's blood set, mostly from the east side of kansas city, they have been migrated to the south side and is currently inactive (so said) they wear red and black, they are followers of the People Nation and the number 5 which revolves around the People Nation and are usually outfitted with a red kc hat that is tilted to the right side and fold there bandannas square...and sometimes twist a blue,gray, or black bandanna with the red rag to signify there ties with the Folk Nation
person 1: whos that... he's dressed like a blood?
person 2: naw...well kinda its a 5 trey disciple
person 1: damn i want a hat like that!
Disciple sells a O to 'em and then robs 'em
person 2: naw...well kinda its a 5 trey disciple
person 1: damn i want a hat like that!
Disciple sells a O to 'em and then robs 'em
by Dj Trims May 02, 2009
Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitch stared at me while gaping at my 5 dollar footlong"
by 5 $$$ footlong May 27, 2008
A step system to anally fucking a girl, start with our smallest finger and work your way to the biggest finger. finally you ram the hell out of her ass with your dick!
Kyle: yo have you fucked your girl in the ass yet?
Jimmy: naw she thinks it will hurt to much.
Kyle: have you tried the 5 step process yet?
Jimmy: damn, i didnt think of doing that.
Jimmy: naw she thinks it will hurt to much.
Kyle: have you tried the 5 step process yet?
Jimmy: damn, i didnt think of doing that.
by adam wayne bitch September 23, 2009