Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!
by Vanessa28613 August 12, 2015
Get the Nose cabbagemug. by Jen Thomas October 6, 2016
Get the tight nosemug. by SIayer69 February 3, 2022
Get the dumpsters spider nosemug. The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.
by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012
Get the carbon nosemug. Guy 1: “Damn! Look at that hot bitch over there!”
Guy 2: “Nah man, she got a snub-nose.”
Guy 1: “Ew, gross!”
Guy 2: “Nah man, she got a snub-nose.”
Guy 1: “Ew, gross!”
by Hahahaboner! July 5, 2018
Get the Snub-nosemug. V.
1. The act of inspecting another person either inconspicuously or in an obvious manner, to check for any pleasant or foul scent.
2. using the nose as a tool or weapon to undress a subject.
1. The act of inspecting another person either inconspicuously or in an obvious manner, to check for any pleasant or foul scent.
2. using the nose as a tool or weapon to undress a subject.
Since there was a new girl at my place of employment, I decided to nose grope her to see what scent she wore.
by recentlygenius November 12, 2009
Get the nose gropemug. When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
by stuckonearth November 27, 2021
Get the nose trumpetmug.