Nathan

The funniest guy you'll ever meet, whilst somehow also being the smartest. Once he hits his thirties, Nathan will be making ten times your salary, have a hot wife, beautiful kids, a paid in full six bedroom house, and have a successful standup career on the side. You will never measure up to him.

Andrew Tate: "I wish I was like Nathan man, he's got everything I don't".
Tate simp: "Like what?"
Andrew Tate: "A likable personality".

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Nathan

This guy is so rizy.He is sometimes asian and can pull anybody(even men) with his 10foot dick.He is good at sports, but weak and short.Whenever he plays basketball, his problem is dunking.He looks like mr washy washy from family guy.And lastly he is good at math(no shit)he is also rlly racist

Nathan:hey
Everybody:Can I fuck you?
Nathan:Nah ima do math
Everybody:aww (of course)

by Kanye Glazer March 26, 2025

Nathan Colmer

A drink that is half coke and half lemonade, not stirred.

I would like to order a Nathan Colmer please.

by Chypnotic May 9, 2025

Nathan

Nathan loves dean schmegal, he is a skinny idiot who sucks at everything and can’t pull shit to save his life

Nathan’s a bitch

by Chickens20 May 20, 2025

nathan reid

a cunt <3

but he's my cunt back off.

"you don't need to nathan reids mine"

by ella x April 4, 2023

Pulling a Nathan

The action of cutting your competition off in the final 100 meters of a track mile, thus prohibiting them from having the opportunity to make a move and win the race.

That bum cut me off at the end of the race!

Yeah man, he really was Pulling a Nathan on you.

by Mile specialist April 12, 2023

Nathan

Nathan is problematic, outgoing and annoying. He always yells in public, and he never has any homework. He has problems with math, because he is kind of stupid.

Nathan, do your math you annoying kind of stupid, yelling kid!!!

by coolkevin123038 April 17, 2023