Dating

common misspelling of grating

asddasd:"im dating cheese"
asddasd's borther:"thats wierd:
asddasd:"sorry i mean grating

by fatter idiot April 3, 2022

Gape date

The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.

Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?

Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.

by Bjørn Kirkham April 4, 2022

madisyn dating kolton

Love! This is the perfect relationship. It willl last a lifetime.

Hey did you know madisyn dating Kolton is awesome.

by Love you madisyn April 15, 2022

Dating Miracle

Dating a Miracle is the best thing you can do. They have guys/girls all over them but will always choose you in a crowd. They're attractive, loyal, caring, and always do their best to keep everyone happy. They love to be around you but can seem shy at first and may avoid eye contact but sometimes they just have to get comfortable around you.

She/Her
"Even around all those other guys, Miracle still chose her bf"
"Miracle is soo pretty I can hardly resist her"
"I'm so happy now that I've started dating Miracle"
He/Him:
"Miracle always checks on his girl and shows her so much love"
"Miracle's always getting jealous when he sees other guys look at his gf."

by Anonymous >:) April 17, 2022

“date”

2 people who definitely like each other doing something that they like together with no strings attached. Usually for people who don’t believe in love or romance.

Oh ya, I had a “date” last night where me and that guy i like played video games…don’t know if i would date date him though lol.

by swesleyplays2229 March 12, 2022

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022