Ur mom dumb 

The insult "Ur mom gay", but with a huge upgrade. This insult has enough destructive power to end all reality with a single use. Even God himself cannot withstand this insult. One use and God will be vanished forever.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Phil: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny
Phil: Ur grandpap a trap
Bob: Ur sister a mister
Phil: Ur brother a mother
*Nothing happens*
Phil: What?! How are you still alive?!

Bob: Witness my power fool.
Bob: UR MOM DUMB

*Reality shatters and the universe collapses. God is banished*.

Ur mom dumb by FullChicken24 May 15, 2018

Pageant Mom 

Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.

That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.

Pageant Mom by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010

Say Hi To Your Mom 

One terrific band, that goes unnoticed. Everyone should have a chance to hear this "melt in your mouth" chocolate of music. (Clann Zu is also a great band) Listen to this band and have much fun enjoying the taste.

Holy crap, this music just made me pee in my pants. -Jesus

Say Hi To Your Mom by Micah July 21, 2004

Soccer mom

Stupid,arogant whiny bitches like the person who wrote definition #87 who think they're brave because they can sware on teh web (If anyone corrects me 'cause they're stupid enough cunts to think that was supposed to read 'the web', I'll shoot them), even though they can't spell the word 'curse'.

Joe: Really? Some dumbass soccer mom missspelled 'curse'?
Bob: Yeah, dude.
Joe:TWICE?
Bob: YEAH
Joe: AH HA HA! WHAT A STUPID CUNT

Soccer mom by Wouldn't you like to know?. December 1, 2007

Stacy's Mom Complex 

1) Like "Oedipus Complex", except for less creepy and far sexier
2) Being severely sexually attracted to your girlfriend's or wife's mother, as described in the Fountains of Wayne hit "Stacy's Mom."
3) Willingness to leave your significant other for his/her mother.

Guy One- "Dude, the only woman I would leave my girlfriend for is her mom. Have you seen her?!?!?"

Guy Two- "Yeah man, your Stacy's Mom Complex is completely justified"

Stacy's Mom Complex by Dash Fever January 27, 2010

Your mom 

the most effective phrase to piss someone off.

someguy:thats dumb.
me:your mom is dumb.
someguy:you are juvinile and ugly.
me:your mom is juvinile and ugly.
someguy:uuugg...goddammit *head explodes*

Your mom by satanic ninja January 28, 2004

dinosaur your mom 

1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.

1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!

dinosaur your mom by squirrel March 18, 2005