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Matthew

A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh
Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew
by Hurricane 560 July 9, 2022
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Matthew Dave

he makes great saves and never shaves
by devo.jay July 11, 2022
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Matthew Copeland

Matthew Copeland, a name used to describe an in the closet homosexual and Pedo, has an unhealthy obsession with the male body especially younger ones, claims to have a girlfriend but we know he’s lying and deep in the closet. Very weird and always brings up the most boring talk points like the weather and how the day is going, the most Melvin person you’ll ever meet.
I saw someone in the bushes near the elementary school last week, that was Matthew copeland, that’s just a normal Friday to him.
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 12, 2022
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Matthew Copeland

Name to describe an in the closet homosexual pedophile. Also really weird and brings up talking points about the weather and how the day is going. The biggest Melvin on the planet.
Wow Matthew Copeland, I always thought he was gay.
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 13, 2022
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Matthew Seely

A candidate that lives 100 miles from the district he’s running in.

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A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.
The guy that nobody likes acts like a Matthew Seely.
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Matthew

Matthew! yes! with a double T. tiddies. hahaha yes mathew is a waffler but so much so that it brings out the best qualities out of you, you can spend hours on end talking to this guy and never ever get bored of him because he id the funniest and most interesting guy you will ever meet. You're lucky to have a matthew in your life.
by nowhyiseverythingtaken July 19, 2022
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Matthew

SEXY ASS MAN

He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
Female 1: How are you
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah
by Lemonade serenade July 24, 2022
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