Strong Massage

Massage by a male masseuse that involves a happy ending

Todd said he was going to go for a strong massage, we didn't know he was gay.

by Whiz T May 4, 2018

Text massage

Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.

(Giving a text massage)

(Giving a text massage)

Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.

by Granmeyer August 11, 2018

by mass

by mass : when one of ur friend say or do something gay. U yell MASS and hit him and the shoulder.

by mass: you're friend says something gay

by malex dream dream November 5, 2018

Dennis Massachusetts

A town of some dumbass kids one of them known as The Real Valerie.

Aunt: Why don’t any of em Dennis Massachusetts kids be going to school?
Me: Cuz they damn Dennis kids tf?

by Aplusich November 13, 2018

National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

The mass pass

The mass pass is like the n-word pass but you can make jokes about fat people the mass pass can be given out by any chubby/fat person.

Dude: hey man can you give me the mass pass
Friend: no

by LordHeadAss445 January 6, 2020

Greenfield Massage

(noun) The act of anal sex. Refers to the backward nature of Greenfield, Massachusetts

My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!

by EggFucker003 November 5, 2019