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The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.
"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*
by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023
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Magic broccoli

A very rare strain of marijuana grown and found mainly on the eastern coast of Massachusetts and Connecticut. This godly indica has the strength of a rhino and the hit of a Holy Ghost. This rare bud is only sold discretely for certain people and is said to be the best weed on earth
Oh man the things I’d do for some magic broccoli right now would be ridiculous
by The New York hillbilly July 20, 2023
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Urban Magic

A modern setting were magic exists and is common knowledge. Depending on the setting either just magic is real or also mythical creatures (e.g. Dragons, Vampires, ...). Ladder leads to mythical creatures having normal proficiencies: A werewolf as dog care employee; A vampire doctor who knows by the taste of your blood what the problem is; ...
When magic takes place in a modern setting it may be an Urban Magic setting.
by Liss Füchsin April 9, 2023
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Magic pussy bacon

magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting
"NAHHH gang that magic pussy bacon had me anally surprised"
by A.random.bitch April 11, 2023
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Michigan Magic Trick

When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick
by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023
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Magic Shave

An American brand of chemical depilatory shaving-related products and other personal care products
Magic Shave Partners with Marvel's Luke Cage
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Black Magic 2

fuck bm2 it's a horrible game
Hey, have you realized how much worse Black Magic 2 got last update?

Yeah, it gets worse every single fucking time WHY BUDOTI WHY
by Sircachetes May 3, 2023
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