Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.
Other examples:
Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.
Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
Get the swanson linemug. Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.
by QuacksO February 21, 2023
Get the "vertical" bottom linemug. Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.
Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
Get the There was a long line ahead of memug. The designation given to any incredibly overpaid baseball player who, in the middle of the contract, suddenly cannot hit over .150. Named for Chris Davis, Baltimore Orioles first baseman, who signed a $161 million contract over seven years. See Mendoza Line.
"Wow, that guy can really hit! We gotta sign him."
"Dude, that guy has more holes in his swing than a zebra has stripes. Two years from now he'll be struggling to reach the Davis Line."
"Dude, that guy has more holes in his swing than a zebra has stripes. Two years from now he'll be struggling to reach the Davis Line."
by Shadooow July 5, 2018
Get the The Davis Linemug. Man 1: You are a pussy, You cant play football
Man 2: Fuck you, No I am not
Man 1: Dude put your rino lining on...I was just kidding.
Man 2: Fuck you, No I am not
Man 1: Dude put your rino lining on...I was just kidding.
by LilBuckeye82 November 12, 2009
Get the Rino Liningmug. by ChuloM October 8, 2020
Get the on a line withmug. by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019
Get the 50-yard linemug.