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Karl: Ur mom gay lol
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Karl: Goes in a coma and is announced dead

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An overall disappointing experience

Geoff: ‘Did you have a punt on the weekend?’
Ash: ‘Yeah but I lost it all in the last leg.’
Geoff: ‘Ahh that’s no good.’
Ash: ‘Yeah. It was cuntier than a lesbian porno.’

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A man who enjoys his taste of women. He is straight and not gay, he will never be gay for other guys, however he always thought of himself as a lesbian because of how much he likes the taste of that dank puss He never liked the feeling of actual sex he only gets orgasmic pleasure by orally pleasing a woman.

Me:Guys guys I think I'm a straight lesbian male.
Friend: what?
Me: yeah yeah I only like licking that puss sticking it in never really did anything.
Friend: what the fuck is wrong with you.

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Lesbian 

A sexy bush bumping partner

Yes yes Jennie you bump my bush! Yeah you hot lesbian!

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when two hot babes named tammy and teagon shag eachother.

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lesbianisation by dominic October 9, 2004

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When a girl is attracted to guys that look like girls/are gay.

Example 1: Kayla is totally in love with Bill Kaulitz. You know that German singer that looks like a girl?

Example 2:
Straight Lesbian: I would so fuck Jeffree Star!

Dude: But He's a total TRANNY!

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