Man who's love is in NY. Wanted to get out of the crap hole in St. Louis so bad. After being dealt to Washington, he wanted to mess with them so he played bad so they wouldn't resign him. On July 1st, he signed with the real team of New York.
by Ortiz Did ROIDS. August 31, 2017
Get the Kevin Shattenkirkmug. Kevin was trying to help with the systematic flow of things in their own mind. But in reality screwing it all up in reality. Therefore Kevining.
by Jqluckystuck July 22, 2025
Get the Keviningmug. 
A ghost
Guy 1: hey dude have you seen the new horror movie
Guy 2: yeah dude it stars kevin mutch as the ghost
Guy 2: yeah dude it stars kevin mutch as the ghost
by Mydadleftmeattheageof4 April 4, 2023
Get the Kevin mutchmug. he is quite the jealous man. reassure him that he is all that matters. there may be bitches and barkers trying to flirt in his presence, how disrespectful. just pull out one of your many anti-jealousy-defence tools and deescalate the situation. no need for drama. he will feel relaxed immediately when you show them who your king is.
Kevin was disrespected in public. It had his motors started fiercely against his will. We tried to calm the situation, i quickly sucked him off on the dancefloor to show the crowd that we take care of each others business.
by Krkič May 6, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. 1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.
1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
Get the He's a friend of Kevin'smug. by blaccboy December 29, 2018
Get the kevin hopkinsmug.