Ma’am jam

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.

Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.

by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019

Jam Baby

A Jam Baby is the aborted or miscarried foetus of an infant.

Tulisa said Sarah's had a jam baby.

by Doctor ReZ September 21, 2012

jimins jams

a very cringey and unfunny overused joke that new bts fans use

army: look at this picture of jimin! He's so pretty
no jammer: jimins jams LOL 😹

by dwlvrs January 21, 2021

jam maker

A woman who loves to make jam, cakes, or pies or just take care of her man.

Bob's wife is a "jam maker", she picks him up when he's drunk and drives him home, staring at him adoringly.

by Lee Sheldon September 17, 2007

Jammed

Jammed means to fail in something or do something stupid. This is Londoner slang and is used to describe something going wrong

for example, someone failed a test or dropped a glass "I can't lie you jammed that" "Eugh jammed"

by lostzuccini December 3, 2024

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

strawberry jam

the jam used to toss someone’s salad in prison ifykyk

ayo don’t forget the strawberry jam

by user185848391937474 June 29, 2021