Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018

JAM

Acronym for Jewish American Mother.

A JAM discovers a magic lamp. She rubs it, and a genie appears and says she can have a wish, anything she wants. What does she ask for? Nothing. She didn't want to wish. She had everything she wanted: a daughter who married a doctor and a son who called her once a week.

by PvtGomerPyleUSMC December 8, 2018

bam and jam

When playing basketball, you attack the basket, draw contact, and proceed to dunk the ball anyway.

Rudy Gay drives...bam and jam! My god what a dunk with contact.

by Kadeem Richardson July 6, 2017

birthday jam

BIRTHDAY SEX

ARE YOU GETTING THE BIRTHDAY JAM THIS YEAR

by 0FATONY0 August 1, 2017

honkey jam

White people music

That new album is honkey jam

by Yep11111111111111111111 August 3, 2017

Sad Jamming

You're feeling sad and the homies just don't get it... You wanna convey your emotions but that's just too mainstream... Instead you listen to jams that leave you with a feeling of nostalgia reminding you of solid times.

"Yeah, last night was lame. I ended up sad jamming to that one Third Eye Blind album that came out in High School"

"Where's Alex?"
"She's not coming out tonight, she's sad jamming at home right now"

In a group...
"What do you guys wanna do?"
"Let's go listen to Marcy Playground at my parents house. I haven't sad jammed to their self-titled album in a while"

by mndgmes August 9, 2017

coconut jam

Spunk, cum, jizz. Just another name for the white stuff.

Mike spread his coconut jam all over my face this morning

by DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimmsda August 11, 2017