Eggert moment

When something is right but also wrong, it feels funny and wrong.

That is such an eggert moment

by Eggsert July 27, 2022

Zae Moment

A moment where one is trash at every fucking game, 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗰𝗰𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁.

Bro you ran past him go kill him, and then he dies - Zae Moment

by JoOvhz July 11, 2021

Yoshug Moment

When you continuously misread time and don't have the brain capacity to understand time zones, and then blame others for being correct.

12:14 AM CET
A - happy bday jarvis even tho its 40 mins early

B - 40 mins early? are u on crack rn? aren't u fucking italian? Do I need to have a lesson about time like I did last summer with half of the community?
A - Bro, hes fucking english, means that i was 40 minutes early to his fucking birthday
B - oh, you're still wrong

C- man, that's a yoshug moment

by YoshugTheOne March 10, 2022

Marcigold Moment

When you take off your headphones or walk into a room, only to overhear the weirdest thing out of context.

Person 1: *walks into a room*
Person 2: “… oh yeah I love chicken milk!”
Person 1: “WTF!?”
Person 3: “Oh, that’s a Marcigold Moment”

by TheRealMarcigold May 27, 2023

Finn moment

A sudden moment of sheer stupidity, but with innocent intentions.

at 11:00pm on a train, Finn had Finn moment.

Finn: "can you even see anything out there?"

Elle: "Yeah, I can see a couple of lights and signs."

Finn (as three people of Aboriginal heritage walk past): "Frankly all I see is black."

by Stankoo August 3, 2019

Moment of Inertia

When studying horses, it is important to consider the following formula F=mC^2 which is to be considered a race horse and/or racist horse. The true inertia appears, when considering the hyperplexia of violin strings.

Trump has a huge moment of inertia.
Grab her right by the inertia!

by Donald-Trumpgtyd6rs67tægiyhb February 28, 2017

Moment whore

A person that regularly and systematically is 'whorey' in their frequency of having romantic moments with members of a sex they are interested in without any intention of having a meaningful relationship.

Wow, Darrell is such a moment whore, he just had a moment with me and now he won't answer my calls or texts!

by Ricky Mustard December 12, 2012