facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

Foot

A penis

My foot is a size 13. My shoes are pretty big too...

by The Very Goodly Bae October 3, 2016

Mustard Foot

To have smelly feet or some funky shit growing on your foot.

Damn, did you smell her feet in the car? Yea, that's some straight-up Mustard Foot dawg.

by Nagnal August 15, 2019

foot slapper

One who cannot drive, and does not use public transport

Bro, look at all those foot slappers out in the rain

by El Capitan.... March 31, 2021

tae foot

a foot that often has an overly exggatreated arch often with a ton of veins and pig toes

omg stop having a tae foot it's disgusting!

by tae food November 29, 2014

Foot

The lower bit of the leg below the ankle, on which a person stands or walks.

You: Is your foot okay?
Them: Yeah, I got some painkillers.

by steadycallin9 February 23, 2021

Lead Foot

A person who is known for driving way too fast.

"Tony has a lead foot. It's a wonder how he's still alive, let alone legally allowed to drive. If you ever have to travel anywhere in a hurry, he's your man. Otherwise, make sure you're never in a vehicle where he's behind the wheel."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021