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American Dream 

The American Dream is what ever you want it to be. It doesn't have to be materialistic in nature or all about consumerism. It can be what ever you want it to be want. For example the American dream might be to have their own home and a car, or to someone else the American Dream might be starting their own business. The American Dream could also be about just being happy in life and what you accomplished in life as a whole.
Steve: The American Dream to me is to able to own my own house and own a car.
Paul: I achieved the American dream by opening my own business in my hometown in which I sells lawn mowers.
Sarah: Looking back at my life as a whole I had a great family, I had an amazing job and loved what I did and was happy overall with what I did in life, so I have achieved the American Dream.
American Dream by OtakuAnthony January 3, 2011
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American Dream 

a) The greatest luxury RV of all time. Real marble counters and a vibrating bed for the best sex EVER!!!!!!!!!!

b) When a man can be a man, a women can be a women, and a man can be a women with a fake vagina.

c) Fast food, lots of sex, tattoos, buying food stamps off homeless people for 50 bucks, and SNAKES ON A PLANE.

d) Being able to pay a hooker in McBucks.

e) When it is okay to masturbate to "A Christmas Story".

f) All of the above, plus Santa Claus.

Man 1: I'm living the American dream.
Man 2: If you have a fake vagina please don't tell me!!!
Man2 shoots Man1, takes his money, fucks his wife, and buys a pizza.

A Midsummer Night's Dream 

When a man sneaks into a womans room and eats her out in her sleep. He then leaves without any gratification of his own, other than the thrill of being a pervert.
Guy1: "dude I gave the cheerleading captain A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Guy2: "How was it?"

Guy1: "I think she was on her period."

Guy2: "NICE!!!"

Hitler's wet dream 

Pewdiepie also known as Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg.
WSJ: Pewdiepie, a manipulative tall blonde lad with blue eyes, makes dancing Indians sing, "Death to all Jews". Evidently, he was the perfect Aryan raging with sardonic humour, and thus Hitler's wet dream.

woodward dream cruise 

An event held in Michigan, in the middle of August every year. A time to showcase your classic car and drive it down woodward ave with well over 100,000 spectators. However, 98% of the cars are old skool from the 1950s-1970s, driven by old farts. Also, every other car is either a corvette C6 or older, or a Ford Mustang. Globalization however, is going to change the demogrpahics of the woodward dream cruise. Within the next 30 years, 98% of the cars will be imports as by then Honda, Nissan, and Toyota will be the big three.
Year 2006: "Daddy look at that old Corvette, with a 5 liter engine block cranking 400hp, that we just saw on the woodward dream cruise!

Year 2034: "Dude, check out that Nissan R39 Skyline, with over 800 HP with a stock block, twin turbos and only 8 PSI of boost".
woodward dream cruise by Import Lover September 13, 2008

bamboo dream machine

I just spent $300 on this bamboo dream machine
bamboo dream machine by Flump December 1, 2006

Amexican Dream 

The dream Amexican comes to the US to accomplish. It usually involves cleaning toilets, mowing lawns and/or picking tomatoes and tends to include sending all the money back home.
Fred: "Jose what are you doing at John's house?"

Jose: "Just living the Amexican Dream."

Fred: "You can come live it at my house later on. I haven't mowed my lawn in about a month!"