douche points 

if someone does something bad to you then they are a ten on the douche scale

shut up man you just got you self 10 douche points

douche points by squash90 March 11, 2008

douche-nozzle 

An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"

Dumbass friend: fish?
You: Shut up, douche-nozzle

douche-nozzle by joe bob....tony? February 21, 2009

douche-towel 

man in fruity banana undies found typically in dumpsters soaking his balls in gravy

WOW Tony you're such a douche-towel

Faggot, douche-towel butthole

douche-towel by FlossyMango - My xbox gamer April 7, 2009

Douche Bag Galore 

1. A bunch of douche bags all in the same room being idiots and other douche baggery

2. One female douche bag who gives birth to several more douche bags

1. Some Guy: "It was Douche Bag Galore at Sams party yesterday"

2. Some Guy "Katya was nice, before she went Douche Bag Galore on everyone"

Douche Bag Galore by DoucheRadar July 30, 2010

douche bag 

Complete loser, talks a lot of crap, thinks he knows it all but in fact knows nothing, an inept intefering nuisance

Schooners over there pretends to be an experienced surfer, when, in reality he doesn't surf, what a douche bag

douche bag by surfchick69 November 23, 2010

douche nozzle 

Leader of the free world as of January 20th, 2017.

Today, January 20th 2017, the American people witnessed the inauguration of the first douche nozzle for the office of President of the United States.

douche nozzle by Dinglenougats January 20, 2017

douche casserole 

A person who is being a retarded fuck at a certain moment. Possibly the only thing they have the braisn enough to cook and eat.

"Wow, Bill's a fucking douche casserole today, let's murder his family."

douche casserole by J.M.P. June 11, 2006