Douche Goose

when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.

Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!

by Juju and olive April 14, 2012

Douche Balloon

when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.

Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon

Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon

by TheDyNASTYass December 23, 2011

Douche of the Year

A person who pulls a huge douchebag move at the expense of another person, landing him the title, "Douche of the Year"

-Dude, did you hear that James totally painted a penis on Chad's car?
-Yeah, he's definitely winning Douche of the Year

by The0riginal February 23, 2011

Douche Move

Douche Move: v. def. Anything stupid done that makes one look like an even bigger douche.

ex. She fell into the raft. It was a real douche move.

by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

douche mover

one who moves douchily

dude you are such a douche mover

by monkeytitnuts February 14, 2010

Douche Act

An action only a douche would do that often involves being a heartless jerk.

Geo: "Did you see how Joe just slapped Lindsey's soda out of her hand?"

Jason: "Yeah, what a douche act, he's such a douche."

by Walrus I Am January 27, 2010

Act A Douche

1. The act of behaving like a complete douche bag.
2. A male, who has no clue about how to dress, talk to women, etc, but acts or "fronts" like he does know.

Dave totally fucked up his date with Lisa....she told me that all he talked about was his gay stamp collection. What a way to act a douche!!

by Ryan_W February 20, 2009