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Door

A big rectangular hole in the wall which allows everyone from midgets to jockeys, to fit through! nonliving things not allowed
That door can fit Kim Kardashian's ass!
Aw man! I can't fit my Nigga Toilet through the door!
by Doomwowowowowww August 2, 2019
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Doorgasm

That orgasmic feeling you get when your booty call shows up at your door.
Jenna showed up at my front door for a booty call. I opened the door and instantly had a doorgasm.
by cactusface August 20, 2019
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Doorknob

When a someone grabs another boys balls and rotates them like a doorknob
Kobe: “if you don’t shut up imma doorknob you”
by Shrek IIIIIII August 30, 2019
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DOOR PULLER

Generally referred to as,

T-ravsophacus-smokin bongasis, PS say gday to ya mate billy for me.

Definition- finishes work for the day, Locked up the shed and proceeds to pull the door handle for 5 minutes to ensure that it is locked.
Ring ring, ring ring
Employee- hello
DOOR PULLER- Jay, did you see if I locked the door to the shed
Employee- I didn’t work today
DOOR PULLER- fuck I forgot you were a school based apprentice.
Employee- by the way I can’t come into work tomorrow, I was havin a pull with a lit candle and as I went to blow it out I got candle wax in my eye.
(Hang up)
The wild beast then proceeds to enter his bathroom, locks the door and pulls it for 5 minutes to make sure it’s locked. The unimaginable specimen then proceeds to implement the demeaning act of fujimus to relieve the science fictional character from the itch of stress and paranoia.

NOTE IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS DEVIANT SPECIMEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL WILDLIFE CARER OR YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY, THE BEASTS ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.
by BIGweekendONtheGEARmate6752 September 29, 2019
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Door Popping

Verb. Also known as do' poppin', the act of socializing away from home so much that one neglects her/his home, family, or other responsibilities.
Kendra stays door popping in the streets; so her mom has to watch the grandkids.
by roezdictionary October 9, 2019
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Door

Darn! I wish i had a door!
by Chunkylilslut October 13, 2019
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Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019
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