dog tax

When a person posts a photo of a dog in an online community such as Dogspotting Society in order to meet the requirements that a post must be about dogs and the common interpretation that posts must feature a photo of a dog. That is, the photo provides a tax (or more, a fee) to solicit the attention and responses of the community.

Often, the photo included is not related to the request or comment made in the post.

See also cat tax which may be posted in Catspotting Society although there are no such content rules in Catspotting Society because we really cannot be bothered, please scritch behind the left ear, thanks.

Example: "I'm thinking about getting an Ibizan Hound for my next dog. Please show me all your long bois and their many elbows and tell me about them! I'm including my Shar Pei Noodle for dog tax photo of Noodle attached.

by allthetoes May 28, 2018

Fucking The Dog

After finishing all the tasks at a job for that particular day, but still having time before the end of your shift, a person will hide or do something non-productive until the shift ends.

Bill: "Where have you been hiding?"

Joe: "Well i got all my work done, but i can't punch out for another hour. I'm just fucking the dog."

Bill: "Yeah it looks like it."

by djplor April 10, 2009

brown dog

The desire to take a shit, or deffacate. Indicates an urgent need to poop.

"Dude, I gotta go. I got a big brown dog barking at the back door."

by Plankto February 8, 2007

dog roll

A sausage(the dog) in a buttered roll .. not a pastry sausage roll .. not a hotdog ...

2 dog rolls , 2 bacon rolls and a pint of milk please ...
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by J.J.M December 16, 2007

horn dog

an extremely horny person. usually male.

boy: i just want some sexxxx!!!!
girl: you're such a horn dog.

by MyBFFIsAGayHornDog January 21, 2008

cum dog

man or woman who loves to give lots of head.

karmen is a fuckin cum head. yum yum

by Ashlee April 22, 2005

Dog on a roof

A surprising comic juxtaposition, often indicating disorder or chaos.

I was traveling in Cuba, and it was totally dog on a roof - buildings falling apart, mule carts facing down buses, and guys going to jail for getting mugged.

by Global domination guy June 10, 2011