Death by phone is mentally dying by a single message sent from the other person who you were currently chatting with. First you are in a good conversation with the opposite sex (or the same) about your relationship. Then all of the sudden the sender sends a message so off topic and so disturbing to you that you mentally die because of the amount of stress that the message has put onto you brain.
Jon: So we have been talking for like 6 months, where would you like to go from here?
Jane: Wait, we have been talking? I think you have gotten the wrong idea from all this, i thought you were gay.
= Death by Phone
Jane: Wait, we have been talking? I think you have gotten the wrong idea from all this, i thought you were gay.
= Death by Phone
by Hannah Lenzz June 19, 2010
Get the death by phonemug. The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 5, 2011
Get the slinky of deathmug. When you are driving, usually at night, and there is a drunk driver ahead of you and driving behind you. Sometimes you are double-screwed when the one or both of the guys decide to start texting and driving while drunk.
Worst case scenario, the driver ahead of you is slowing down and the drunk driver behind you speeds up.
**(Term made by D.M.)**
Worst case scenario, the driver ahead of you is slowing down and the drunk driver behind you speeds up.
**(Term made by D.M.)**
by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011
Get the Death Pocketmug. The Wisconsin Death trip is a celebration of life in the midst of death, and a celebration of death in the midst of life. Common elements of the death trip include:
The Funeral Drinking Game
Photography of the person laying in state.
The endless loop Seasons of Your Life animation montage of the deceased
Memorial Day cemetery picnics
Cookie Cutters made from home casting raised letters from tombstones
Meeting a future spouse at a funeral
Dealing with death stress by having particularly good sex
But, there are regional variations.
Some of this has been documented in a book called Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael Lesy, Charles Van Schaik, and Warren Susman.
The Funeral Drinking Game
Photography of the person laying in state.
The endless loop Seasons of Your Life animation montage of the deceased
Memorial Day cemetery picnics
Cookie Cutters made from home casting raised letters from tombstones
Meeting a future spouse at a funeral
Dealing with death stress by having particularly good sex
But, there are regional variations.
Some of this has been documented in a book called Wisconsin Death Trip by Michael Lesy, Charles Van Schaik, and Warren Susman.
I thought I could escape the Wisconsin Death Trip by moving away from Wisconsin until I realized that we all carry the Wisconsin death trip within us — even people who aren’t from Wisconsin.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 8, 2022
Get the Wisconsin Death Tripmug. History Death Metal is an offshoot form of Death Metal that focuses on the Dead, Their History, Culture, Religion & More. It is similar to Death Metal yet uses exotic musical scales of the world and drums/cymbals of the world making the Drum Set Of The Dead.
History Death Metal is the best offshoot of Death Metal ever created! Dig Up All The Dead of Every Civilization on the Planet.
by UnHeaven Kevin October 26, 2019
Get the History Death Metalmug. American Death Metal aka United States Death Metal USDM is comprised of Death Metal bands there were originally formed in the United States of America many of which were influenced by Metal from other nations of the world. Death metal is an extreme subgenre of heavy metal music. It typically employs heavily distorted guitars, tremolo picking, deep growling vocals, blast beat drumming, minor keys or atonality, and complex song structures with multiple tempo changes.
American Death Metal has lots of bands that really have pushed the envelope in the Death Metal World! Hail USDM!
by UnHeaven Kevin December 20, 2019
Get the American Death Metalmug. As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.
Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings
Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings
Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!
by Max86 February 10, 2014
Get the Death by 1000 meetingsmug.