vain cow

“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)

1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”

a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.

2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.

“Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”

by shaolint July 19, 2023

cow

cow

holy cow!

by cowg November 3, 2022

high cow

When a attending a function in the leather community and you wear nothing BUT your best leathers

I wanted to go to that dinner with Tom from finland but it was going to be a high cow event

by LeatherOtter November 2, 2017

Cow Moment

A sexual act in which someone attempts to stimulate a woman's breasts to such a degree during sex that they begin lactating. Usually through sucking, biting or harsh pinching which end up.

I just got done fucking that girl man, I sucked her milkers so hard she had a cow moment!

by GhoulFooly December 9, 2020

cow fapper

the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.

"i got molested by a cow fapper"

"damn that sucks ass"

by adjnadfjfdau February 28, 2023

Cow

Your mother

Your mother is a cow

by anonymous February 21, 2022

moo i am a cow

it is when a cow say moo but it cant be a cow so it dies

what did the one cow say to the other cow: moo i am a cow

by Rumradisse June 15, 2023