cock-ton

An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.

Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time

Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.

by Don Hector November 11, 2019

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Cock Muck

The white, sperm free substance that comes from a mans dick after having the snip.

When you blow your load of cock muck in a slut theres no chance she will fall pregnant.

by Tony Balony the Phony February 23, 2019

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Cock slapy

A dick whip, Justin Tesar is the best a this, he will fuck ur grandma and shove his cock slapy in her ass,

Yea girl cock slapy

by Justin tit February 24, 2019

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Cock Trap

When you are about to cum whilst in missionary and she locks her legs around your waist.

I think I got Bailey pregnant last night, she fucking cock trapped me.

by Wrongfellow March 1, 2019

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Knuckle Cock

Finger fucking a guy's girl under the table at a bar while he is at the table, then punching him in the face afterwards, karate style, with two fingers, like Chuck Norris.

I knuckle cocked that douchebag and took a shot of Jack to top off the night.

by JDawgBroncos1! May 4, 2019

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