clam jam

Menstrual blood that gloops out dark and thick

I was finger banging Wes’s mom at a swingers party and when I looked down at my hand I saw it was covered in her clam jam.

by Thom Walsh June 15, 2024

Bearded Space Clam

A vagina that’s out of this world.

Bro, Sherri has a bearded space clam!

by Spacedust June 22, 2024

Clam-Slam

Having sex with a homeless woman.

“Hoh man! I totally did the clam-slam last night!”
“No way, really?”
“Yeah, she was homeless and everything!”
“Let’s destroy her car!”

by TheClamSlam July 6, 2024

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But Nicer🤗

Hey Reggie, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

Clam Down Pork Chop

Calm the fuck down. But nicer🤗

Hey bro, I just watched you trip while you were running like a dumbass. Clam down pork chop.

by IkeTon August 10, 2024

Clam Sandwiching

When you and as many friends of your choosing all ejaculate into a clam shell, pour it down the back of the tallest member, and make the beta of the group catch it from between the cheeks of the first victim.

"dude that geometry test sucked"
"yea but Calebs in the bathroom waiting for a good Clam Sandwiching"
"Hell Yea!"

by UnkleLiel March 25, 2025

as happy as a clam

extremely happy.

She was as happy as a clam at high tide, basking in the sunshine after her successful presentation.

by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025