Go Clone Yourself 

So you can go fuck youself.

In an e-mail I had spoke to a contributor where I made a track to a troll "Go Clone Yourself.... so you can go fuck yourself" she started howling at that remark. I seen an author do a photo where he did a photo like this as I was trying not to make the joke then someone did a photo of Kayne West as I was going "Damn it -- that was my joke." Oh well they took the crack and ran with it.

Go Clone Yourself by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

Closed Casket 

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.

'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'

Closed Casket by BunDem Blaze October 1, 2014

closeteer 

A faggot who won't come out of the closet with their homosexuality.

The closeteer calls everyone that they hate a faggot yet they're the one whos the homo.

closeteer by RoootBeeer April 6, 2010

trapped in a closet 

the best soap ever!!!!! its by r. kelly. there are 12 episodes and its hiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!! so DRAMATIC!!!! its a day in the life of a guy. ets just say there's a LOT of affairs and stuff going on...it's awesome.

"my friends and i are writing our version of 'trapped in a closet'. its hilarious!"
cool kid: have you seen trapped in a closet? it was on vh1 last night!
loser kid: um...no...whats that?

trapped in a closet by KTKate January 14, 2006

Closer 

A loser, goes to bed early, doesn't party or drink much, usually a huge pussy and a boring person

Holly: Hey you guys wanna go out tonight??!
Sarah: Ahhh no its 8:30pm, I think im going to go to bed.
Holly: Alright closer, don't be jealous when I come home with cool stories.

Closer by shankerhol January 6, 2011

clopen 

Not quite closed and not quite open. The act of opening a can of coke as if not to completely break open the seal, but just enough so that the coke can be sucked out. Leaving at the end, an empty can of coke that looks unopened.

hey are you going to clopen that?

clopen by syper January 19, 2006

Clone Bone 

When having sexual intercourse with a young tramp from behind, next to a window. Then you tag your friend in to take your place. You leave the room and go to the window and wave at the tramp.

"So I was giving this chick a clone bone and she said no wonder it got better all of the sudden."

Clone Bone by Ryanbrett March 25, 2010