Chris Wallace

The last remaining bastion of journalistic integrity on Fox News. Moderator of the infamous first Joe Biden-Donald Trump presidential debate.

Chris Wallace did the best he could on that debate, but there was no controlling it.

by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

Chris Browned

To Being hit, beaten, stricken by someone else.
In other words, to have the Sh*t knocked out of you.

OMG, Did you hear about Tina the other day? She was totally Chris Browned by her friend Jill for making out with Jill's BF!

by Gabe, Duh!! March 11, 2009

Chris Browned

To inflict major bruises and/or cuts.

He/She got on my nerves, so i had to chris browned him/her back.

by xplosivo March 11, 2009

Chris Brusa

A white guy that calls himself whatever country he just found out he has ancestry from.
Like if a guy found out he's 50% Italian he's gonna say he's italian

Person 1: " Did you hear what David said? All of a sudden hes Armenian!"

Person 2: "Yeah he's a real Chris Brusa"

by BruceJuice101 January 28, 2022

Dirty Chris

When your friend fucks a girl but pisses her off so you become her sugar daddy and fuck her too only to then also piss her off, and 6 months later she transitions to a man so now you and your friend are Eskimo brothers by fucking the same dude.

Damn Justin, I did a dirty Chris last night.

by Mostafa Fahkri July 2, 2022

chris wavra

Chris is fucking awesome as fuck. Very very large weiner with the body of a god.

Wow Chris Wavra is awesome as fuck!

by Luke froeber June 1, 2016

Chris Cirino

He asked for it on snap;) add him hoes : @chris.cirino

FIRST OF ALL
Dis dude don’t say much he fine doe
He’s nice.:)
HE REJECTED BRIANNA GOEDE IN 6xth grade jsnevejendhkd?!?
He’s baller

YALL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ROAST HIM?

Hint: ima girl ^we friends

Hint: I have brown eyes

And for some reason my definition of Arianna Villa got deleted ugh it was my fav🤨🤨

Chris Cirino is to fine

by WhitnallMS July 11, 2018