Chode

1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it

8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

Chode

Chode

FrankTheTank is an insipid chode.

by TankDestroyer June 1, 2018

chodboggler

A name normally given to an absolute retard, or someone who is completely clueless.

Adam: "That dude is a real chodboggler. He has no clue what he's doing!

Mark: "I know, right?"

by AllHailLucifer June 1, 2018

chode

a fresh penis

yer a fucking chode; suck on my chode; stop yer fucking little chode bullshit

by little lllll June 13, 2018

Chode

Chodezolez

Wow he is a real chodle/ chodezolez

by Chickenchode353 May 15, 2018

chodebrahim

A guy with a really small dick, so small it makes him look bigger

jesus hes chodebrahim af

by Schlongador July 4, 2018

Chode

A chode is a short fat dick

Dude you see that drake he has a chode

by Podo August 11, 2018