cracker captain

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?
by Aocstan January 18, 2021
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Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!
Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!
by Captain Mess January 23, 2021
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Captain Rona

When the fashion clothes fairy has completely missed your house and you’re entire wardrobe is purchased at you’re local hardware store
Yo Captain Rona, is that a belt or a tool pouch?
by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023
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Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.
This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.
by SaladAss-_-7 July 15, 2021
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Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.
"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"
by Fuckfuckcucumber August 30, 2015
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captain blong

Hypebeast, goes to the gym daily and can’t stand to live without his Supreme x LV crossover clothing. Also a big fan of Vaseline because he needs to style his hair to perfection
What a captain blong, always concerned about his material products!
by DontTackMyBack January 04, 2018
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captain saggy balls

Captain saggy balls over is always complaining about the prices of food.
by Captain saggy balls August 09, 2017
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