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Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.
"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."
by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015
mugGet the Candied Buttonmug.

Candy Shack

Synonymous with 'Trap House'
I need to stop at the candy shack before we go home.
by ashnicolemash August 30, 2021
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Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.
“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”
by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022
mugGet the Cotton Candy Sunsetmug.

Shoe Candy

What my dog leaves for me to step into when I mow the lawn.

What you never want to step in while getting out of the taxi; or anywhere else -- especially when late for a job interview.
I was deploying my umbrella, getting off the bus this morning and landed in the freshest pile of shoe candy!
by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023
mugGet the Shoe Candymug.

truck candy

Amber is famous at Al's Trailer Park. She's their truck candy.
by Rilesformiles September 3, 2016
mugGet the truck candymug.

Candy Pilled

When you use rare candies in a Pokemon game to instantly level up your pokemon instead of leveling them up normally through tedious training via redundant battling. This method values fun over tradition.
Yo man, are you Candy Pilled or do you tough it out?
by Jinxler July 19, 2023
mugGet the Candy Pilledmug.

Candi

Candi is my mother
by Mom's fav child October 21, 2020
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