Canadian Cocktail

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.

Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)

by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022

Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

Canadian

A person that drinks maple syrup living in igloos, is nice except when you start it, and people who look like Eskimos. They play hockey and ride dog sleds to get around. (Not realistically)

I wish I was a Canadian, then I could eat maple syrup all day long

by Mexhellee December 26, 2020

Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts

P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Canadian curb stomp

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.

That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.

by HolySpicyGuacamole January 18, 2021

Canadian Breakfast

when you pour maple syrup on her while you eat her out

I had an amazing Canadian Breakfast this morning with my wife

by bexface January 27, 2021

Canadian Mudslide

A bowel movement while sledding in which the accumulation of snow cleans your cleans your brown eye.

I ate 3 crunch wraps before sledding, but don’t worry... it was a Canadian Mudslide.

by BeccaAce February 6, 2021