Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette

by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021

brandon and chantel

A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!😙 if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!😂

Girl1: Hey, look at that cute couple!
Girl2: oh that's Brandon and chantel!
😚😚😚❤❤❤💙💙💙💙💋💋💋😘

by Instagram.name.is chantel_cz July 18, 2017

Brandon Callen

One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him

Y'all want to go riding with Brandon Callen?

Me: No we will die most definitely.

by Jalapeño24 June 27, 2017

Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.

Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.

by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something up and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the groups face book poll by adding needless options pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

brandon

i love him

him: omg there goes brandon

by fewehtjuttyrgedws March 11, 2022

Brandon

An ass brother you will have. He will always beat you up and scar you for life (literally). He always smells like shit and ever day his hair is all messy. He is short for his age and his type of style for clothing is very bad.

"Damn, Brandon smells like dog shit!"

by Shredxvc January 25, 2022