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Stubby based

The state of being piss drunk off stubby-sized beers (typically 375ml bottles) for an extended, often reckless, period of time. Usually involves poor decisions, limited memory retention, and a deep commitment to the Aussie art of day drinking.
He asked his missus to be stubby based with him — she laid him off immediately, so he went on a three-day bender.
by Frellcon July 20, 2025
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based like Mike

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs
Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)
by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023
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Off One's Base

adj. A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways
"you are so off one's base"
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based

How the retards on 4chan say "the best".

This definition has been bastardized over the last several years and now people think that some rapper coined the term...well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but "based" is just an intentionally mispronunciation of "best".
"Remember The Fappening?"

"Fuck yeah, OP was based."
by PathToExile July 31, 2021
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based

the opposite of woke
Dude 1: if women can choose to have an abortion, men shouldn't have to pay child support because it was the woman's choice to carry the child to term

Dude 2: based
by okokaybro June 26, 2022
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Based

SmokyFloki on iFunny
SmokyFloki is based
by Spagehttily April 3, 2022
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Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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