Douche Bag

1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.

2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.

I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.

I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?

He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.

Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.

That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.

Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.

by Big Gwynnie March 24, 2010

Knee-Bag

When you store an object or objects behind your knee, whilst lifting the apropriate leg aloft to keep said object(s) in place.

"Yeh, i didn't have any hands free, so i used my Knee-Bag for a bit"

by Phatang May 12, 2009

Sack bag

1)A most inventive combination of words put together to try and replace the word fuck or bollocks so if you are heard you are excused by a parent, teacher ...etc

2)A bag of skin containing two spunk producing orbs that have an unlimited supply of juice.

1)Dude that sack bag filled my mum with its fertile juice until she started spilling.

2)I got kicked in the sack bag... now i infertile

by Daniel Atkinson March 31, 2007

goat bags

a females breasts: also known as flops

holy shit have you seen DANIELLES goat bags? they are fuckin HUGE!

by SiCkWiTeMs January 30, 2008

carbage bag

A plastic bag used for collecting garbage in a car. Often found tied to the back of the passenger seat.

Jim, how long have these cheese nips been been lying on the floor of your Dodge Neon? Don't you have a carbage bag?

by Matt Stucky April 29, 2008

happy bag

a bag filled with many drugs such as cocaine, heroin, LSD, and marijuana. it is made into two forms: powder or liquid.

some other names for Happy Bag:
Blue Tit
Moose Knuckle

I got completely WASTED last night by having some Happy Bag.

by dannnnohhhh April 1, 2008

Karf bag

A bag in which used to collect blood and other substance which may come out of the Karf.

Dude, my Karf bag overflowed last night with a mixture of blood, semen, urine, and a waxy substance which came out of my (Karf hole).

You fucking Karf bag go give a (Rim Job).

by scotty greeny March 2, 2009